I need a Leanne!

Yesterday I woke up to the piercing BEEP of my answering machine
Sneezing, sniffling, and holding my pounding head, I trudged down the hall to the kitchen,
Coffee, tissue, tylenol and grabbed a phone and fell onto the couch.
UGGG I feel horrible - I usually just ignore and keep on going but UGGG I can't do it today
(phone rings again...another msg., I can't talk yet, it'll have to wait)
blah blah blah blah -
I know....I need a Leanne(in case you were unaware, a Leanne is a verb)
UGGG I feel lousy

Amanda wakes up to find me under a blanket on the couch, sneezing & coughing, blowing my nose, Oh and did I say coughing?!

She then steps up and proceeds to take charge! Goes to the grocery store, buys me cold medicine, makes me take cold medicine, takes care of Nana, makes me sit back down, prepares, serves, and cleans up dinner - I felt bad for just sitting there, I kept apologizing to her for everything she was having to do for me- - -
It was then that I realized......I have a Leanne!!!
Ok not a Leanne, but an Amanda(thank you Amanda)

I also realized that I couldnt have a Leanne, because I would feel guilty for making her do stuff, AND we would constantly be arguing about who was going to do what, so.....
I guess one Leanne is all this world really needs anyhow